I am too exhausted to explain fully, so I'll give a bullet pointed list of my work exasperations.
-I took a part time job at a brand new charter school. It's Spanish language immersion, so we're technically only supposed to speak to the children in Spanish (most of them came knowing no Spanish.) Gorgeous school with romantic, beautiful, untouched furniture and half walls between classrooms.
-This means I teach three classes of Kindergarten and two classes of first grade music on Mondays as well as supervise recess, and facilitate conversation with one of the first grades as they eat their lunch family style.
-Now enter inner-city children into the equation. Educational idealism (i.e. abject stupidity and lack of planning) met a very harsh inner city reality. The first day of school we had bussing mayhem, children jumping over half walls, continuous screaming, and absolutely no response to direct commands in English or Spanish! Making lines or a circle was completely out of the question. Worst day of my life no question.
-Today at least two lessons went ok, but for the afternoon I never really got everyone's attention to listen to anything. Now I'm going back for a second Tuesday in a row as an emergency floater assistant for the first grade teachers who have 20 children each with no assistants and several special needs children in each class.
So if anyone has any behavior management tips for non-responsive children that don't care about much of anything let me know. Unfortunately food bribing and beating are probably out.
Like I said, I was so happy to have you in my inbox. This all makes getting an MFA to teach university students look much less scary. I mean, seriously, what was I thinking? I hated school my entire life up until Concordia. I just wanted an assistant job taking cute little spanish speaking kids to the bathroom!


